The Return of the Soccer Nerds
Just in time for South Africa 2010, the Soccer Nerds have returned. Who are the Soccer Nerds you ask?...
Category: Soccer Humor
The fine art of diving
A brilliant demonstration of the techniques used by the finest exponents of the art of diving.There are also some...
Wenger gets into World Cup mode
I am now convinced that Mark Schwarzer is definitely an Arsenal target. Arsene Wenger warns Germany not to take...
From Forlorn to Forlan
The transformation from a derided and badgered figure leaving Old Trafford in utter humiliation to one of the most...
John Oliver “The Daily Show” reporter heads to SA
For those familiar with The Daily Show, the British comedian, John Oliver is a constant presence filing reports from...
Can Italy pull it off? Switzerland result an indicator
Italy drew with Switzerland, 1-1 after falling behind to Gokhan Inler’s goal. Sampdoria striker Fabio Quagliarella making a strong...
A few thoughts on Rafa
No football partisan of any shape, form, race, creed, colour, religion, or degree of passion can ever remain unmoved...
Video: Mexico show up the Azzurri, 2-1
The defending champs could like the French in 2002, be in real danger of crash out at the group...
Video: Pantelic makes a mess for Serbia
The highly rated Serbian team was held to a stuttering draw against Poland. This is not how Radomir Antic...
Video: Netherlands crush Ghana, 4-1
A non- existent Ghana defense was no match for the high powered Netherlands attack led by Dirk Kuyt, Rafael...
Video: Johnny Spurling’s tribute to Wayne Rooney and England
Complete with gorgeous Playboy model Iryna Stevens who is sure to pique interest. It’s all based on the Wizard...
Brazil buries the Tele Santana days
Luis Fabiano is ready to embrace ugly football as long as it gets them back the World Cup. The...
The Chelsea contingent return for the Japan match
England’s unconvincing win over Mexico was partly put down to the absence of the Chelsea trio of Frank Lampard,...
The All Whites should get their own “Ka Mate”
The All Blacks fearsome Ka Mate turns opposition legs to jelly How about Ryan Nelsen and the All Whites...
Video: Mathieu Valbuena shows he is ready for the big stage
France beat the Ticos, 2-1 in a friendly that saw flowing, attacking football. Les Bleus looked sharp with Franck...
Mou to Real Madrid …… not so fast!
Florentino Perez called a press conference yesterday to announce the termination of Manuel Pellegrini and the hiring of Jose...
Video: Mourinho weeps on Materazzi’s shoulder
In case you have not already seen the video clip showing the Special One has feelings – here it...
Capello dismisses interest in Inter job
Fabio Capello said his focus was on England. “I have a contract with the Football Association and the only...
World Cup 2010: Les Fennecs benefit from French Algerian return
A good read by Piers Edwards on the Algerian team, in the same group as USA, England, and Slovenia....
Video: NY Red Bulls 3 Juventus 1
Juve’s horrible Serie season did not end there. They were humiliated by a Red Bulls side which is playing...
Real Mallorca files for voluntary bankruptcy
Real Mallorca who did so well in the Liga almost qualifying for the Champions League are heading to bankruptcy....
Video: England beat a sharp looking Mexico, 3-1
Aerial superiority and a great bit of individual skill by Glen Johnson were the highlights of England’s 3-1 win...
Video: Blackpool return to top flight after 39 years
On the day Inter won the top European title, 45 years after its last win, the Tangerines were creating...
Ex Man City boss in the eye of the Thai political crisis
Thaksin Shinawatra is making news again. His supporters, the Red Shirts are in a violent standoff with government forces...
Video: Maradona runs over a journalist’s leg
Maradona hit a journalist on the way to the press conference to announce his 23 man squad and as...
Video: Sevilla dedicates the Copa Del Rey to Puerta
Diego Capel lashes a shot past David De Gea after the ball rebounds back to him in the 4′...
Video: Golazo de Inca: Olimpia vs Sol de America
A majestic 45 yard free kick by Brazilian midfielder Inca gives Olimpia a win over Sol de America in...
Germany in shock: Ballack out of the World Cup
The German captain, a recipient of a nasty tackle on his right ankle by Kevin Prince Boateng during the...
Video: ” Not thinking of a season, thinking of history”
So read the words on the back of the celebratory jerseys donned by Barca. It was a historical win....
Can this man stop Barcelona today?
If Real Madrid have a semblance of hope, it lies in the hands of Javier Clemente, Real Valladolid’s manager...
World Cup 2010: Argentina: No Zanetti, no Cambiasso
Javier Zanetti with 136 international caps has been excluded by Maradona Diego Maradona’s selection was marked by delay and...
Chelsea are coasting to the title at halftime
Didier Drogba is one big spoilsport. He still has not gotten over Frank Lampard taking the penalty and is...
Video: Kei Kamara’s miss of the century
Kansas City Wizard striker Kei Kamara makes a total mess plumb in front of goal. To make matters worse...
Fabianski will stay to prove Wenger right
The Big Fabianski practicing Blue Steel on the ball: “Look, Mums- no hands” Pepe Reina is the latest goalkeeper...
Adebayor’s hair, there and everywhere
“I can pick up the internet chatter better since getting these cool antennae. Darn those Gunners still hate me!”
Lyon vs Bayern: Ribery and Ribaldry
When Franck Ribery was caught having sex with a prostitute he confessed Thierry Henry had a hand in it....
Paul Scholes breaks City’s heart in stoppage time!
Man Utd alive! Old man Scholes drills a header past Givens from an Evra cross deep into stoppage time....
Will Hitler puts his eggs in Man City’s basket?
Hitler explodes on learning that Man Utd have won at the stroke. Michael Owen proves to be the Trojan...
Van Persie’s heroics are not enough to save Arsenal’s title hopes
It’s over. And just as well. Gives Arsene more time to go back to the drawing board to figure...
Andriy Arshavin answers your questions
When you’re not at home who lives with you in the same room and what do you do in...
Keys, Pink Shoes, and Wallflower
Theo Walcott isn’t just being lambasted for not having a “footballing brain” he is being targeted by the “pink...
Video: This Showbol paradinha completely flops
In Brazil they are inventing different ways to perform the paradinha, literally “the little stop”, an unexpected pause just...
Video: Chris Kamara: A guy you want to have a beer with
A real chuckle. Chris Kamara’s genuine surprise at finding out he has missed Anthony Vanden Borre’s red card and...
Becks in April Fool’s joke with the Socceroos
Pim Verbeek needs help with the Socceroos and the FFA tapped crocked David Beckham to be his assistant. Listen...
Jens Lehmann announces his last season
On reflexes alone, possibly one of the best. The problem was when he had to think, make decisions. It...
The Red Knights turn to the MAN group
These guys are not the ones These guys are. The MAN Group, Britain’s biggest hedge fund is being lured...
Real continues to teeter on megalomania
Real want Rooney, Ribery, Ashley Cole, Joe Cole, your wife, and your children. And Kim Jong Il. Take a...
With Beckham gone, the DP clause should be scrapped
A potential gamechanger in the MLS vs players negotiations? The DP clause was originally created for the sole purpose...
Video: Inter’s day of infamy versus Catania
A shocker in the Serie as Inter crashed and burned against Catania, a club 15 places below and struggling...
Video: CL last sixteen: Real crash and burn against Lyon
On has to fathom the implication of this loss. A club boasting Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka, Karim Benzema, Xabi Alonso,...
Finally – a foolproof way to help referees to get things right
A few days ago the bigwigs at FIFA turned their collective backs on video technology and put their heads...
Steven Gerrard’s handsign is hogwash
“Is that a drink ticket? I’ll have two then” Just when I thought that defenders were the new media...