Everton fan handcuffs himself to the goalpost
There was some fond hope that the man handcuffed to the goalpost was making a grandiose statement about the...
Category: Soccer Humor
Transfer deadline: The hype, deadends, and the surprising finishes
Arsenal have signed this guy to partner RVP. Alive and kicking? If you are an Arsenal fan, your level...
Inter’s anguish at Lecce’s win distilled at Direttastadio
Lowly Lecce knock of Inter leaving it reeling. Here is the reaction to their loss. Great commedia dell’arte! No...
Five reasons why Tevez’s PSG deal might fall through
Carlos Tevez’s potential transfer to PSG has been compromised with the two parties not seeing eye to eye on...
Dzeko flies high to score City’s winner against Wigan
szólj hozzá: Wigan 0-1 Manchester City Edin Dzeko sighting once again. This time he flew high over the Wigan...
Martin Keown gets beaned in the face by a ball
The former Arsenal defender now commentating for ESPN gets smacked by a ball kicked during the Leeds warm up...
Hanging out with John Terry could be detrimental to health
An image used by Gold Flake cigarettes warning of the dangers of smoking bears the likeness of John Terry....
MLS’s saviour will stay on at the LA Galaxy
David Beckham’s MLS fans will be delighted by the news that he will not leave for PSG. They have...
Why evil dictators need to fear Aaron Ramsey
Taken from Talksport
Eren Derdiyok’s stunning bicycle kick for Bayer Leverkusen
Eren Derdiyok who is Alexander Frei’s heir apparent in the Swiss national team shows off some awesome skill with...
Limavady United offer to take Tevez off City’s hands
Carlos Tevez’s new home The dust has barely settled but Carlos Tevez is already getting offers. This one from...
Juventus inaugurates new home and meets Notts County
Juventus inaugurated their new stadium with a visual smorgasbord. In one of the classiest gestures in living memory, they...
Hango’s resident Brazilians shake to Shakira’s Waka Waka
Remember FC Stjarnan, the Icelandic club that came up with the innovative goal celebrations that went viral last year....
Could Mourinho be facing a 15 match ban?
According to The Sun, the Sleazy One could be facing up to a 15 match ban for his organ...
Ryan Giggs masterminded the NOTW phone hacking scandal
Have fun with this interactive graph from the Wall Street Journal that allows you to click and drag the...
Ryan Giggs finally cracks top ten shirt sales
What is wrong with people? The best British midfielder in decades and one who has been front and center...
Copa America top teams saving grace: Last round opposition
Mano Menezes has lots to think about including his future as national coach Argentina found themselves as a team...
Diego Forlan has profound influence on life of grass cutting chap..!
Deigo Forlan in an ad for a Spanish phone company.
How to avoid being lynched if you are an Ecuador fan..
An Ecuador fan sandwiched between about a million Argentina supporters still manages to find a way to cheer for...
Women’s World Cup: Japan get past New Zealand, 2-1
Yuki Nagasato coolly lifts the ball over New Zealand goalie Jenny Bindon after her ill advised charge strands her...
The Ricardo Alvarez transfer caper
“You can’t have my goolies, Zamparini, you hear me” Can Arsenal have a straight transfer story for once? Football’s...
Andre Villas-Boas is the stealthy one
André Villas-Boas is the stealthy one. His snow job on the media took him off the short list of...
A free kick routine we haven’t seen before.
Even Cristiano Ronaldo would think twice before attempting this.
Luka Modric is now officially a wantaway
“Luka, I can’t show you the other part of my body equally excited to see you play” Spurs fans...
The makers of (mostly) undrinkable beer become FA Cup sponsors
The world’s oldest football competition will be sponsored for the next three years by the “King of Beers”. The...
This is what awaits Alex McLeish at Villa
Meanwhile Aston Villa fans are contemplating selling their season tickets should Alex McLeish become their manager as is anticipated.
John Spencer coaches passengers in Alaska Air ad
Portland Timbers head coach John Spencer has a very no nonsense approach when it comes to coaching passengers on...
The New York Cosmos will play Paul Scholes’s testimonial
On August 5th the NY Cosmos led by Eric Cantona will play Paul Scholes’s testimonial at Old Trafford. Cantona,...
Cow scores goal
Even as the Mexican team reels from the aftereffects of 5 of their players failing a drugs test after...
Gael Clichy to Liverpool and a Hazard warning
Gael Clichy is obviously on his way out. His contract negotiations have broken down and with a year left...
USA vs Canada: Worst commentating ever?
I have to agree this is the worst commentating but it must be parody, right?
Gold Cup: Michael Bradley, Tim Howard steal show as USA beats Canada 2-0
Ford Field, the home of the Detroit Lions was a cesspool of lumpy divots which caused the ball to...
Shrek and Justin Bieber to join Blatter’s advisory group
“Hey Sepp, I’m going to squeeze the jelly from your eyes and have it on toast” Sepp Blatter beefed...
Weight to go, Kolo!
Kolo Toure is banned for six months from all football because he took pills that belonged to his wife....
Ryan Giggs faces the wrath of the Twitterati
This Taiwanese animation lampoons the Giggs affair and makes the salient point. Be afraid, very afraid of censoring the...
Junior Rooney roots for goal line technology
Kia Rooney very wisely absolutely refused to take a shot at goal until the requisite goal line tecnology was...
The Earth survived today and so will FIFA
“Sepp, Sepp no reason to go apoplectic … just go apocalyptic” Today was Judgment Day according to Harold Camping,...
Maarten Stekelenburg drops the Eredivisie Cup
Sergio Ramos started a hot trend. On Saturday, Vincent Kompany dropped the FA Cup. Yesterday, it was Maarten Stekelenburg...
Ronaldo’s Getafe hat trick brings him closer to Zarra and Sanchez
Cristiano Ronaldo seems to be a liberated man after the series of El Clasicos showcased Leo Messi’s versatility as...
Leon Osman all of 5′ 8″ rises Goliath like to bury City
szólj hozzá: everton-m city 2-1 wanzery.com While the focus was firmly and rightly so on the Man Utd vs...
David Luiz comedy routines ..
The incessant nodding next to Lampard and Torres routine… ..and then the playing the fool behind Chelsea TV presenter...
Edwy Plenel on France’s racism row
Mediapart’s editor in chief, Edwy Plenel writes why the racism row is so damaging and the quota system abhorrent....
Basic football skills from Fry and Laurie…!
Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie on the skills you need to make it into the Premier League.
Sandro: Goal of the week
szólj hozzá: chelsea-totten 2-1 wanzery.com Sandro’s bit of magic before Andre Marriner decides to put on the blinkers in...
A leader arrives in Arsenal
Aaron Ramsey gave Arsenal what it craved, a goal and leadership. The Welsh midfielder had big shoes to fill...
Albert Einstein channels Mourinho
“I am looking at you, Jose” Yesterday: Mourinho said: “I told my players there was someone called Albert, Albert...
Against Bolton: Arsenal’s one more throw of dice
John Cleese travels to Bolton to find a live Norwegian Blue. Arsenal travel to the Reebok to keep their...
Gino Coutinho: Full time goalkeeper, part time pot grower
A cleverly photoshopped jersey leaves no doubt as to Gino Coutinho’s sponsors. The ADO Den Haag goalkeeper is facing...
Arsene Wenger’s Enter the Void dilemma
In Gaspar Noe’s “Enter the Void”, the soul of the deceased protagonist floats above the streets of Tokyo in...
Arsenal vs Liverpool: 1-1
112 minutes and two penalties later. Btw, a weak goal kick by Wojciech Szczesny that barely cleared the half...
Roman Abramovich: “My team has no personality”
The above headline is not written as mere sensationalism. It is what Abramovich thought of his team after they...
Raul learns the Schalke chant
Raul the Real Madrid legend is on his way to becoming a Schalke legend after his stellar performance gave...
Maradona’s missing Golden Ball melted down to gold bars
Captured crime lord Salvatore Lo Russo reveals in his testimony what happened to Diego Maradona’s Golden Ball trophy won...