The Ronaldo movie and the Messi review
While we wait with bated breath for the release of Ronaldo the Movie here’s a look at the trailer...
Category: Soccer Humor
Tim Sherwood has figured out teleportation
Tim Sherwood was having a wretched time of it.Aston Villa threw away a two goal lead and went and...
Vote for Messi or Ronaldo with your butt
In the city of Westminster, Hubbub UK have designed a special ‘vote bin’ for smokers who are also football...
Arsenal players considering a game change
Some Arsenal players try to play cricket for a change and don’t do too badly except for David Ospina....
Unhappy Saido Berahino says he won’t play Jeremy Peace
Is Jeremy Peace a new game? Like Jenga except the idea is to have a tantrum and kick the...
David De Gea’s transfer fiasco explained perfectly
From Olly Ramone’s Twitter feed.
Limerick FC beats Man Utd to signing one of the game’s biggest names
That’s Neymar, isn’t it? Actually, it’s 16 year old Barry Cotter who signed for Limerick FC U17 side. He’s...
Mario Balotelli spotted: Ear today, gone tomorrow
Super Mario sporting a earring watching the Bournemouth match from the stands. Will he be earring from Brendan Rodgers...
Santi Cazorla’s impressive head volleyball in Singapore swimming pool
The diminutive Spaniard is not just quick with his feet. Pretty good stuff with his head.
Patrick Thistle’s mascot undergoes horrifying mutation.
Patrick Thistle’s lovable Bumble Bee mascot has transmogrified into this creature of nightmares…. Why such a ghastly mutation took...
WWC 2015: Norwegians confirm tongue in cheek all the prejudices against women’s game
Trine Ronning: “We’re shit. We suck, plain and simple.” Bad goalkeeping. Check. Poor free kicks. Check. Terrible ball control....
John Oliver fights back..
John Oliver responds in kind to Jack Warner’s recent response. Jack will have to do a lot better in...
FIFA Joke Backfires – Gets Walter de Gregorio Fired?
“The Fifa president, secretary general and media director are sitting in a car. Who’s driving. Answer? The police.” That...
John Oliver goes for Jack Warner
John Oliver buys TV time on Channel Six in Trinidad and Tobago to get his message to Jack Warner..!...
John Oliver keeps his promises..
Blatter’s resignation has led to John Oliver having to unexpectedly keep some promises he made.
John Oliver tears into FIFA
John Oliver makes a poignant and hilarious plea to rid the world of the “swiss demon who is ruining...
Gandalf turns 76
Sir Ian McKellen turns 76 today and the party is at Bilbo Baggin’s house. Several distinguished super guests gathered...
Aussie player given red card for hacking down a bottle of barbeque sauce..!
It was a testimonial match for Central Coast Mariners legend John Hutchinson. The game was evenly poised after 62...
Phil Jones creates new defensive manouevre
Phil Jones went above and beyond the call of duty for Manchester United yesterday.He lost his balance when chasing...
Chelsea’s locker room celebrations analysed…
A detailed analysis of the post title winning goings on in the Chelsea Locker Room by former Chelsea man...
May the 4th be with you.
Darth Vader would not have made a very good soccer player – that wheezing voice was surely an indication...
Wenger hopes it will be 13th time lucky
Wenger’s Arsenal has not beaten Mourinho’s Chelsea in the last 12 times that the teams have played each other.So...
Because Luiz was nutmegged by Luis
David Luiz getting nutmegged by Luis Suarez in Barcelona’s 3 -1 win over PSG is rapidly spiraling towards becoming...
Iain Dowie gets his numbers mixed up
Iain Dowie was covering the game between Chesterfield and Colchester in a League One game. When Chesterfield scored their...
Daniel Nadales – The human Koala
CD Cuarte is a team in the Spanish fourth tier based in Cuarte de Huerva, in the autonomous community...
Manchester City ‘s April Fool Prank
Manchester City set up an elaborate April Fool’s Day prank on the Premier League champions supporters club. The Supporter’s...
Zlatan gets spoonerised
Zlatan will not be in the best of moods these days. His red card against Chelsea means that he...
Batman and Robin spotted in the Bundesliga
The dark knight and his sidekick have risen again – wearing bright yellow to scare the bad guys away....
How not to take a free kick
Players playing in a Tunisian Cup game between Hammam-Sousse and Club Athletique Bizertin demonstrate one of the classic ways...
And the Oscar goes to…
The Oscar for best soccer skills does not go to Messi or Ronaldo or even to Oscar himself. The...
Arda Turan gets the boot for his birthday as well…
Arda Turan celebrated his 28th birthday today and his team mates presented him with a cake in the shape...
The magic of the FA Cup
The Guardian takes an irreverent look at the FA Cup,
Van Gaal proves that time travel is possible..!
That is surely junior Van Gaal come from the past to take a selfie with his future self. The...
Beachballgate revisited
Way back in 2009 Sunderland scored one of the most unusual EPL goals ever when a shot taken by...
Who will win the Fallon d’Floor award ?
The Ballon D’Or ceremony will be staged in January and Cristiano Ronaldo is the most likely winner. Lionel Messi,Manuel...
Not the season to be jolly for Zlatan
Swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter has found itself at the receiving end of the not inconsiderable ire of a deeply...
How long does it take to score an own goal?
Forever….. Trabzonspor’s goalie Fatih OzturkLegia got fed up of all the foostering around going on around his goalmouth and...
Aleksandar Kolarov’s lays down carol condition.
This was the carol he sang so delightfully for Christmas 2012 Then he brought tears...
Zlatan’s Eleven
You’ve heard of Ocean’s Eleven.This is Zlatan’s Eleven – his team. Each player handpicked. Each player given a nickname...
Goalkeeper has football for a head
Borussia Dortmund’s goalie Roman Weidenfeller exchanged his head for a football...
Drogba and Messi face off in funny Turkish airlines ad.
Drogba scours the earth to try and find a place where Messi has not got there before him. Absolutely...
Wenger and Mourinho make up at last
Here they are – shaking hands on French TV
Animated Hunger games starring Chelsea and Liverpool
The Official 2012 Hunger Games Trailer may help you to figure out the 442oons mockinjay version of Chelsea v/s...
Arsene Wenger’s advice to UEFA about fifth officials..
‘They should give him a seat at least and a good book to read!’
Seagulls enjoy football in Australia
In Australia the seagulls don’t bother with the sardines.They come instead to see Melbourne Victory play against Wellington Phoenix...
Manchester City have a singing parrot
Move over Billy Mccaw. Billy could dance on the bar,play the pastoral flute and the moley guitar but it...
Who’s the funniest of them all ?- in the Chelsea dressing room
Well Lampard going off to play for Manchester City is definitely not funny. But Cesc Fabregas votes Diego Costa...
Juan Mata and Wayne Rooney have exchanged faces.
MUTV used the image above to inform viewers about the Man Utd line up that was to play against...
Radamel Falcao’s lethal baseball skills
Colombian striker Radamel Falcao shows off some lethal baseball skills … And after that some less lethal but totally...
Arsenal players work on their New York accents..
Carl Jenkinson, Serge Gnabry, Kieran Gibbs and Mathieu Flamin meet with varying degrees of success as they attempt to...
Without Thiago Silva – the Brazilian defence was invisible.
The Brazilian defence was invisible without Thiago. Seriously. Watch… Anyway Thiago has given a 100 year guarantee that the...
Revealed at last: How the Germans Prepare for the Big Game
Neuer and Muller get revved up for the Finals. It’s a three step process: Step 1: Don the lederhosen...