Five giveaways which show Beckham misses Real
On July 13th, David Beckham will finally show up at the LA Galaxy and begin his career as the...
Category: Soccer Humor
Zidane buys a new pair of spectacles.
In the end he says ” Perfect.I’ll take them” Quand Zidane met des lunettesUploaded by lefigaro
The Copa America: The graveyard of CW
Conventional wisdom is out the door in this Copa. It is passe, decrepit, and dead on arrival. Support the...
Brazil starts its Copa America campaign
The battle of the managers with bad shirts. Dunga vs Hugo Sanchez. Brazil meets Mexico. This should be an...
The Onion Bag has the goods on the Copa
For your Copa America fix, go check out The Onion Bag. They have loads of stuff on the Copa...
Victoria Beckham has her own reality show
That’s the one benefit of coming to the USA. Any thing and everything can become a reality show including...
Franco Foda thankfully did not play in Portugal or Brazil
The Guardian’s Knowledge has an entry on soccer players with unusual names like Norman Conquest and Bongo Christ but...
Video: Copa Libertadores: Boca Juniors 3 Cucuta Deportivo 0
Heartbreaking loss for Cucuta whose magical run to the Copa Libertadores final ended with a classy Riquelme fueling the...
The thing from Tring: Graham Poll hangs up his hat
Herbert Fandel was not the only referee making the news. Josip Simunic will be sorry to hear that Graham...
Marca upto its old tricks: Henry to Barcelona
Spanish rag Marca is reporting that Barca has offered Arsene Wenger, Samuel Eto’o in exchange for Thierry Henry. Fortunately,...
Video: Cuauhtemoc Blanco goal celebrations
The Cuauhtemoc Blanco phenomenology. There is a wealth of doctoral dissertations which could attempt to deconstruct his goal celebrations....
Why we love transfer season: The rumours
Sometimes this stuff is even better than the matches. Just google Arsene Wenger and you will find that he...
Video: Apres Match
“There will be a final on July 12th, it will have no soul, it will be Snickers versus Nike.”...
Barton behind bars
Barton finds himself behind bars. The club that hires him next will have to pay his bail. Meanwhile Jose...
Mourinho’s hilarious choice
Chelsea’s injuries are so extensive that there are only 15 fit players left in the squad. It has Mourinho...
Mwepu Llunga remembered
Zaire’s Mwepu Llunga had got mention on soccerblog in this post some months ago.He is happily remembered again in...
Ged Houllier is not going anywhere
Definitely not to the Premiership. There are rumours that Houllier might be considering the Newcastle job. Houllier is reportedly...
Bollywood meets the Premiership
The Premiership is now a Bollywood destination. Or Stamford Bridge is rather than the Reebok. On June 15, 2007,...
Video: Ali G interviews Posh and Becks
Oldie but goodie. Posh comes off as far more feisty than Becks.
Dunga defends his sartorial choice: Without jacket
Did Dunga come out for a day at the Carnival or for an international played at Arsenal’s chilly Emirates...
Jon Stewart: TDS host and soccer player
Jon Stewart, TDS host and ex-footie player Jon Stewart, the host of the popular The Daily Show, where many...
We are back up again
Sorry for the brief hiatus. We are back online after having bandwidth nightmares, ready to entertain and be entertained...
Video: Nike’s Brazil soccer training ad
Nike – Soccer – Brazil Football TrainingUploaded by matsui447
Video: Harry Enfield’s Arsenal vs Liverpool match
The 1933 Arsenal team meets the 1991 Liverpool team in Enfield’s hilarious spoof. The Gunners led by captain Charles...
Things that Sir Alex did not say
It is always interesting to hear what your former manager has to say, especially an opinionated one, such as...
Video: Thierry Henry opera at Arsenal
A spectacular bit of wizardry by Henry against Liverpool induces the most maudlin operatic singing by the commentator. It...
World Cup 2006: High art captures the headbutt
A very tongue in cheek art piece on Zidane and Materazzi, compliments of the Spanish auteur Pedro Almodovar. This...
Guus Hiddink: Dit is Mijn Wereld
Guus Hiddink says it like it is in his new book “Dit is Mijn Wereld” (This is my world)...
Konica Minolta duplicates Ronaldinho
Attack of the Clones: Every goalkeeper’s worst nightmare ! ….the making.
Third party ownership: Is the English League ready for it?
Pini Zahavi, agent extra-ordinaire Pini Zahavi is the super agent who has his hands in all the deals involving...
Sunderland versus Wolves – Environmental hazard
George Caulkin writing in Timesonline has this eco friendly angle on the longstanding feud between managers Mick McCarthy and...
Video: Borat mocks Paul Robinson
As Robinson’s foot meets air, the e-hoarding flashes Jagshemash and a grinning Borat comes on!
Kazakhstan to Ali G: We play footbal!
As humans we like to define everything in singularities. Personalities, concepts, countries. Some are flattering, others less so. Mahatma...
Video: Tiziano Crudeli, the voice of AC Milan
This man is for real. He is not some hack in the Jerry Springer show, paid to ham up...
Defoe’s bark was worse than his bite: The issue is germane
Mascherano was subjected to a nibble by Defoe but the rest that followed, rolling around, holding his face was...
Mad as a Blatter ?
Blatter’s latest idea about scrapping penalty shootouts may be considered to be one of his better ideas.He has made...
France vs Italy: Who will headbutt Materazzi this time?
The European papers are abuzz with the France – Italy Euro Cup showdown this Wednesday, two months after their...
Video: From Bad to Worse
Trainers like these, who needs ’em?
Stock markets crash on the uncertain future of metrosexuality
Stock markets crashed on the announcement that Steve McLaren had dropped David Beckham from the English squad and his...
Video: Ali G gets it on with Posh and Becks
Funny, funny, funny! Becks was a good sport but you could see Posh was struggling a bit. She looked...
Hollywood calling the Beckhams: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
David Beckham and Tom Cruise are good buddies “Having my baby.” Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have unveiled their...
Video: In which Spurs legend Jimmy Greaves becomes a hero
Spurs legend Greavesie gets dribbled on by a dog, an incident that so amuses Garrincha, that he takes it...
Zidane’s song: Coup De Boule (The Headbutt)
Thanks to ems we have the translated song of the summer hit “Coup De Boule”. Who said the French...
Video: Funny football bloopers
Keep yourself entertained till the EPL begins!
Video: Michael’s “Bouncing” Bollocks
A bit naughty!
Video: Gary and Phil Neville run for their lives
This is a real chuckle. Look at these two take off!
Sven and the Three Lions: A one act play
Steve McLaren: Steve Sven Goran Erickson: Sven Steve: Sir, Rooney just stamped on Carvalho’s goolies Sven: With the left...
Video: The Fine Art of Head Butting
Funny and sad at the same time. Is this the enduring lesson of FIFA’s World Cup?
The Guardian pundits weigh in on the Three Lions and other stuff
England’s performance in one word Sean Ingle: Dire. Barry Glendenning: Unsurprising. Paul Doyle: Kournikova Scott Murray:Allymcleod. Mike Adamson: Wink...
A revolutionary solution to soccer fouls
I think soccer players should play in the nude too and not just referees. There would be no more...
Video: France vs Portugal semi-final
Long. 7+ minutes. But you get to see Barthez play soccolleyball (soccer + volleyball). It is worth it.
Even the finger puppet looks better than Ronaldo
I’m so depressed. My only consolation is that Argentina lost as well. Both coaches made the same mistake essentially....
Video: Italian team – practice makes perception
Pretty funny, except that it’s not.
The Scots soca up the attention
The Socas and the Scots get together Scotland did not make it to the World Cup being pipped by...