Statement from FIFA
How to destroy the beautiful game = FIFA’s stupidity: erasing all videos and clips on social media in order to...
Category: Gossip/Trash Talk
Beer Banned…
I don’t think this will be welcomed as good news by the fans: FIFA announced Friday afternoon, a mere...
Love Football. Boycott Qatar. Hate FIFA.
This is the message we feel resonates most with true fans of this beautiful game. Here’s Max Rushden in The...
Grow Up, Paul!
This is an open letter to Paul Pogba, one of our favourite players. Dear Paul, We don’t know each...
The Return of “Fergie Time”
Mourinho’s brought “Fergie Time” back to United >>
Mourinho says “I’ll be back”
Mourinho,totally recalling that his term in Chelsea was terminated quite abruptly,says to those who consider him expendable ” I’ll...
Robert Huth goes all dominatrix gets a Marouane Fellaini elbow
So as per Louis Van Gaal’s ball chain and leather deconstruction, Marouane Fellaini was only engaging in a safe...
Soccer themed Valentine’s day wishes.
If you are restlessly searching for a Soccer themed Happy Valentine’s Day wish look no further. Here are two...
The Pep Guardiola Era Begins at City
Thierry Henry on the future of Manchester City with Pep >>
“Dear Sir Bobby Charlton…”
Jose Mourinho writes a 6-page letter to Manchester United explaining what he’d do to turn around the ailing club… Really?...
Louis van Gaal: “We Can Still Win!”
REALLY? Not with what Scholes calls “negative style football.” Keep it moving, cuz. Still, Rooney scores at Anfield,...
The Return of Zidane!
Wait a minute! From headbutts to kicking ass – the man is back. When Zidane replaced Rafa at Real...
Wenger in Paris: Skipping the transfer madness
Is that Edinson Cavani with Arsene Wenger? Wenger’s done this before. Last season, he skipped town for Rome on...
Here’s the $$$!
When you have this kind of money at stake, you’re going to have to be super-transparent. Otherwise it’s an...
Blatter Resigns!
Bye, bye Sepp Blatter. In news that came from nowhere, embattled FIFA head Sepp Blatter resigned his post with...
Sepp Blatter Destroys Football: What We Can Do About it
Sick of FIFA? Sick of Sepp Blatter? I am. And here are two things I’m going to do...
FAIR PLAY!
FIFA – Sepp Blatter’s “fair play” doctrine…
BOOM! The FIFA sting begins. Blatter up next?
It’s not an accident that the second keyword phrase when you look up “FIFA” in Google is “FIFA corruption.”...
May the 4th be with you.
Darth Vader would not have made a very good soccer player – that wheezing voice was surely an indication...
Arsenal: Raising standards for every other side except theirs
This is an article written with all due respect to Southampton, unfailingly the indigenous source of recent impact players...
Bollywood and Indian cricketing legends behind new Indian Super League
In Jhoom Barabar Jhoom, a Bollywood fluff piece made circa 2006, Abhishek Bachchan plays Rikki, a Chelsea fan and...
Sepp Blatter will continue as FIFA emperor as Platini bows out
“Macbeth shall never vanquished be, until Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill Shall come against him.” In Sepp...
“Put me in coach,” says Pele. Total Chaos = Brazil
Wonder what Scolari can even say at this point… it’s gotta be the worst halftime talk in Brazil’s history....
Germany favored to beat Brazil
With the loss of Neymar, the Germans are favored: Brazil has a 49.2 percent chance to advance to the...
The Social Need for Plastic Smiles
Although David Beckham’s playing days are over, he’s still making the rounds in the public eye. At the Wimbledon...
BREAKING: Another FIFA scandal… (yawn)
In news that shocked no one, it was revealed the Sepp Blatter’s FIFA has once again showed it’s corrupt...
The Shallows: US News Coverage Scores an “F”
I have to say the shallowness of CNN’s coverage of the World Cup is truly shocking. What’s amazing is...
Scolari’s Spy? “Ronaldinho” crashes Messi’s party in Belo Horizonte
A Ronaldinho look-alike pays Messi a surprise visit as the Argentinian team practice in Belo Horizonte: Read all about...
The Winner of the World Cup Brazil 2014: Odebrecht!??
Brazilian construction giant Odebrecht has already been named the winner of the World Cup by Bloomberg in this insightful article....
The Pitch in Manaus: The grass died from “an excessive use of fertilizer.”
Apparently the grass in not greener in the Amazon: #450407418 / gettyimages.com I wonder whether England or Italy are...
Can the Best Players Save the World from FIFA?
This is the best example of satirical advertising ever. Just in time for the World Cup, Samsung unintentionally unleashes...
The Anti Soft-Drink Ad
Well, instead of telling you why you should drink soda drinks, here’s an ad which should convince you otherwise....
Clint Dempsey: Can the US get past the Group of Death?
The scary thing is that he’s going to have to play like this every time he gets the ball....
FIFA and “The Big Fix”
Look, I wish we could all just ignore the stink and enjoy the game, but FIFA is making it...
Jorge Ramos: “Yes, Brazil Is Ill-Prepared. No, It Will Not Matter.”
Jorge Ramos is, in our opinion, the best news anchor on US television today. He’s asking the tough questions...
Is 2014 the Year Soccer in America (Truly) Goes Mainstream?
A great article in New York Magazine. Will Leitch makes the case for what we’ve always wanted to believe:...
Why are we listening to Paul Scholes?
Just a question. To me it looks like he’s the Sarah Palin of English Football – a shrill, underqualified...
Beckenbauer: “one does not urinate in a hotel lobby…”
Kaiser Franz is once again proving that when it comes to manners, he sets high standards for the German...
Gareth Bale’s Disruptive Economics
The chart shows us the characteristic “hockey stick” curve that makes exponential growth unstoppable. First global warming temperatures, now...
Manchester City held to a standstill by Stoke, 1-1
Peter Crouch must have committed about five handballs before scoring but the referee failed to spot even a single...
Anton Ferdinand vs John Terry (and Ashley Cole): No handshake
He won in court and now he wants his handshake too? Anton Ferdinand snubbed John Terry and a bit...
Four Arsenal legends found Southampton a lucky charm: Will Oliver Giroud?
It took Thierry Henry eight matches to open his scoring account for Arsenal, a period so fraught with self...
Barcelona’s 2013-14 away kit to sport colours of Catalonian flag
The Bars of Aragon, part of the Catalonian flag will feature in the 2013-14 kit Two days ago, a...
World Cup qualifiers: Spain start their campaign beating Georgia, 1-0
World Cup champions Spain had to eke out an 85th minute goal by Roberto Soldado to get past Georgia...
Women’s U20 World Cup final: USA beats Germany, 1-0 to lift third title
Kealia Ohai scores the game winner in the 44th minute following great work down the right flank by full...
World Cup qualifiers: Messi and Argentina overcome Paraguay, 3-1
Leo Messi continues his incandescent national form which can only be good for Argentina’s World Cup chances. The little...
World Cup qualifiers: Belgium’s big men beat Wales, 2-0
Vincent Kompany’s inch perfect header and Jan Vertonghen’s sizzling free kick provided the scoring highlights. This might be the...
World Cup qualifiers: Jamaica beat USA for the first time, 2-1
The USA celebrated a historical win over Mexico beating them for the first time in Mexico about three weeks...
World Cup qualifiers: England crush hapless Moldova, 5-0
Frank Lampard collects a brace from a spot kick and a header. Jermain Defoe combines with Alex Oxlade –...
World Cup qualifiers: USA with key absences take on Jamaica
No Landon Donovan or Michael Bradley The USA return to World Cup qualifications today with their match against Jamaica...
Wayne Rooney slows down
He doesn’t have hair, he’s fat, he doesn’t score ” Then I remember – I drank a few bevvies...
Cristiano Ronaldo: I, Narcissus
“You’ll never stop loving me, will you, oh beautiful reflection?” ‘Tis not about the money. Cristiano Ronaldo feels unloved...
Roma serves notice dismantling Inter, 3-1
Antonio Cassano scored his debut goal for Inter but it was not enough to keep Zdenek Zeman’s Roma team...
Liverpool in crisis: Stop piling on Brendan Rodgers
Damn Yankees: Gillett and Hicks followed by Henry and Werner It’s not been two months since Brendan Rodgers came...