So as per Louis Van Gaal’s ball chain and leather deconstruction, Marouane Fellaini was only engaging in a safe word with Robert Huth pulling his hair. Strangely, Huth didn’t seem to be enjoying the finer points of “sex machismo.”
Watch closely as Fellaini smashes Huth’s chin and follows up with another decapitating swipe:
Marouane Fellaini Elbow would be a fantastic name for a rock group. Heavy metal that would knock your socks off.