The Real Mallorca management have decided that they have had enough of being Mr Nice Guy and have now gone and laid down a few stringent laws for the players – which are to come into effect from sometime this weekend.
Some of the new laws include
- No hats on the team bus.
- No hats in the changing rooms
- No body piercing.
- No fancy Neymar style haircuts.
- Lights out at 11 pm
- No stealing toilet paper.