What is with Nicklas Bendtner and underwear? He can’t seem to keep his pants on and off the pitch. UEFA fines him €100,000 for his guerrilla marketing during the Portugal match. Can we say product placement gone horribly bad. And for those cursory observers, Paddy Power is not stuffed socks or Irish nationalism. Nope, it’s one of those soccer betting sites we don’t advertise on Soccerblog.com.