Carlos Tevez’s new home
The dust has barely settled but Carlos Tevez is already getting offers. This one from Limavady United in the second division of the Northern Ireland league.
The raison d’etre for this one goes something like this, ” We are sure you will appreciate our efforts to keep Tevez from getting fat prior to his sale. But please keep paying him his £250,000 per week wages so that he doesn’t get too bored listening to Danny Boy.”
A cheeky reference to being cup tied in the Champions League in the letter written by David Brewster, the vice chairman of Limavady United shows a delectable understanding of City’s dilemma of just how difficult it would be to ship Tevez out to the handful of big clubs who could afford him.