Well there are a couple of options available at the moment.
1. You can give it all away and become a monk.A fan of a Chinese soccer club called Wuhan Guanggu has decided to become a monk because his team is just not upto the mark anymore.
2. You can kill all the players and coaches and start all over again.This is the strategy opted for by Horacio Usandizaga,the president of Argentinian Primera División side Rosario Central.Last week he threatened to kill his players if the team are relegated.